Usman Ali (@usmanali) on URoasted 🔥

Lahore Summer

You live in Lahore. 45 degree heat outside. You open the door, feel the air and say "Aaj thori garmi hai." BRO THORI?? The sun is literally sitting on your ro

0201013mo ago

Skin color pattern

He went outside for 10 minutes in summer and came back 3 shades darker. Bro didn't go for a walk. He went for a TRANSFORMATION.

08013mo ago

Sweat

Bro sweats so much in summer, he doesn't need a shower. He just stands outside for 5 minutes and nature does the rest.

09013mo ago

Pimple

You've been using face wash for 2 years. Your pimples are still there. At this point they're not pimples — they're RESIDENTS. They pay rent. They're not leaving

012023mo ago

Crush Roast

You've had the same crush for 3 years and still haven't said anything. Bro you're not in love, you're in a museum — just looking, never touching. 💔

0803mo ago

Text Roast

He texts his crush "hey" and then stares at the phone for 6 hours. Bro she's not typing, she's living her life. Maybe you should too.

0303mo ago

Stalker

You don't have a girlfriend. You have a girl whose Instagram you check every morning like a newspaper.

08013mo ago

Rizz Story

Bro has ZERO rizz but MAXIMUM confidence. He walked up to a girl and said "hi" and somehow still got rejected before finishing the word.

0503mo ago

Friend Zone Roast

You've been in the friend zone so long, she invites you to her wedding — as a decorator.

0503mo ago

Bro confused after like photo

You like her pictures from 2019 at 3AM. Bro that's not love. That's an investigation. 💀

013013mo ago

Ahmad lover girl response.

💀 "She called you bhai and you said ji behen — You didn't get friendzoned, you got FAMILYZONED!" 😂🔥

01203mo ago