Ameer Hamza

@hamza · Joined June 2026

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You couldn't organise a biscuit in a bakery. Yet here you are, somehow employed, somehow alive. Britain never ceases to amaze.

You're not useless. You just have a very specific talent for doing absolutely nothing exceptionally well.

He hasn't left the house since June. Not because he's busy. Because the AC is on and he has made a LIFE DECISION.