Usman Ali (@usmanali) on URoasted 🔥

Lahore Summer

You live in Lahore. 45 degree heat outside. You open the door, feel the air and say "Aaj thori garmi hai." BRO THORI?? The sun is literally sitting on your ro

0191012w ago

Skin color pattern

He went outside for 10 minutes in summer and came back 3 shades darker. Bro didn't go for a walk. He went for a TRANSFORMATION.

06012w ago

Sweat

Bro sweats so much in summer, he doesn't need a shower. He just stands outside for 5 minutes and nature does the rest.

07012w ago

Pimple

You've been using face wash for 2 years. Your pimples are still there. At this point they're not pimples — they're RESIDENTS. They pay rent. They're not leaving

07022w ago

Crush Roast

You've had the same crush for 3 years and still haven't said anything. Bro you're not in love, you're in a museum — just looking, never touching. 💔

0602w ago

Text Roast

He texts his crush "hey" and then stares at the phone for 6 hours. Bro she's not typing, she's living her life. Maybe you should too.

0202w ago

Stalker

You don't have a girlfriend. You have a girl whose Instagram you check every morning like a newspaper.

05012w ago

Rizz Story

Bro has ZERO rizz but MAXIMUM confidence. He walked up to a girl and said "hi" and somehow still got rejected before finishing the word.

0402w ago

Friend Zone Roast

You've been in the friend zone so long, she invites you to her wedding — as a decorator.

0402w ago

Bro confused after like photo

You like her pictures from 2019 at 3AM. Bro that's not love. That's an investigation. 💀

012012w ago

Ahmad lover girl response.

💀 "She called you bhai and you said ji behen — You didn't get friendzoned, you got FAMILYZONED!" 😂🔥

0402w ago