Roaster #1435 on URoasted 🔥

Zaman's bank account is so empty, even his notifications are on silent — there's nothing to report.

[R], you're so consistently late that if you showed up on time we'd call an ambulance. 🚑

[R], your relationship with the sofa is the longest commitment you've ever made. 🛋️

Sara, your freezer on Qurbani day has more things going on inside it than your thoughts. At least the freezer is full of useful stuff.

Zaman, you check your bank account more time then you have money on it.

حمزہ، تمہارا بستر تم سے زیادہ تھکا ہوا ہے۔ اب تو لگتا ہے تم بستر پر نہیں سوتے، بلکہ بستر تمہاری سونے کی نوکری کر رہا ہے۔