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Nadeem Gujjer

@nadeemgujjer · Joined June 2026

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Gujjer Family Roasts.

18

Roasts

4

Flames

Diet Roast

Doctor tells you — "Oily food mat khao, sugar mat khao, namak kam khao, bahar ka khana band karo." Bro at this point just tell me to STOP EATING ENTIRELY. 💀😂

Smartest In The Room

Your dog has glasses. You don't. The dog can see better than your FUTURE. 😂💀

Google vs Doctor

You tell the doctor your symptoms. He thinks for 2 minutes. Meanwhile you already Googled it and diagnosed yourself with 4 diseases, 2 surgeries and a funeral.

💊 The Doctor Prescription

Every doctor's handwriting looks like they sneezed on the paper and called it medicine. The pharmacist doesn't READ the prescription. He DECODES it. Like an anc

Three Grown Men, Zero Regrets

Their moms asked, "what are you going to be when you grow up?" This is the answer. THIS IS IT. 💀😂

Doctor got rejected.

He practiced his proposal in the mirror 100 times. She said no in 2 seconds. The mirror was more impressed than she was.

Sleeper king

John sleeps at 4AM. Wakes at 2PM. Has the energy of a dying phone on 1%. 💀

5 Minutes Study, 3 Hours Break

Hassan, you studied for 5 minutes and took a 3-hour break. Bro you're not studying, you're just visiting your books.

biryani and Nabeel

You said you're on a diet. The biryani in your hand disagrees.

Bilal and selfie stick

[R], your phone storage is 99% selfies and 1% apps you never open. 📱

Exercise VS Hamza

Sumeer your relationship with the sofa is the longest commitment you've ever made. 🛋️

Exercise VS Hamza

You're so lazy, you'd get tired watching someone else exercise.

Hamza Ki Shadi, Ahmad Ki Entry

"Yeh hain mere shohar Hamza!" Ahmad will walk in from the back and whisper — "Kali Hamza." 💀😂

Marinda VS Cola

Cola you eat like a 5-star chef but have never cooked anything that wasn't instant noodles.

Faizan vs Ideas

Faizan's ideas are like chai — tastes amazing for 5 minutes then you realize you've wasted time and nothing actually happened.

Talk like Boss

Faizan, your mouth writes checks your pockets can't even cash—literally empty

Nadeem got roasted

[R], you see mirror more time then mirror see you📱

Roasted got roasted

[R], is with Design and making fun each other 🛋️